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  • Domestic Shipping: Free unless otherwise noted. I usually mail everything out two or three days after a big shop update. Between shop updates it sometimes takes me five or six days to box things up and mail them. If you are in a rush, let me know and I will be faster.

    International Shipping: Outside of the US, you need to pay for shipping but it is usually not very expensive. I’ll find out what the US Post Office charges and email you when it is shipped (and if it is real expensive to ship, I’ll email you before I ship it to make sure paying for shipping is still okay).

    New Yorkers: If you want to try to pick up things outside my apartment in brooklyn heights, let me know. Also, you gotta pay sales tax now. Sorry! It will be added at checkout.

    Annoying thing: The e-commerce platform I use is a little bad. Sometimes it lets other people buy things while you are trying to buy them. Sorry about that. I am trying to figure out a fix.

    A good big scam: I make almost all of the ceramic things out of pots that friends at the studio have thrown and no longer want. I’m no good at using the wheel.

    Imperfections: They are all a little messed up. If you get one in the mail and it is more messed up than you thought it would be, write me an email and we can figure it out.

    Food safety: Everything is safe to eat off of (unless I write a big note at the top of the page to say it isn’t). A few of the things are unglazed, but cooked at super high temperatures (cone 10). Those ones will be less smooth and require a little more scrubbing if you fill them with something sticky.

    Microwave and dishwasher safety: I hand wash everything to be safe and don’t microwave with them too often, but all the things are safe. Microwaving and dishwashing increase the chances of things cracking, but sometimes you need to live a little. You can get away with a little bit of microwaving and dishwashing.

    Art Stuff: If I get real famous when I am old, I might email you to ask if I can borrow something back for a show. Also, if you know how I can get real famous or into more art shows, let me know.

    Send me a picture! If you are up for it. I sometimes put them on instagram stories, but mostly I just like to see where everything ends up.

    Questions: Write to me at davezackin@gmail.com or via instagram.

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little brainless man. You could put a sponge in there.
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Bowl for eating one clam bowl for eating one clam
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Let's not ever sleep — 15 inch tall lamp
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Porcelain vase face jar face
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please be kind to the nipple on this plate. It is extremely sensitive.
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Close enough.
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Fish and worm dish — flawed and cheap!
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Some day you will be food for me.
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Shhhh — I am thinking important thoughts. 15 inch tall lamp.
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If I sneeze and my eyeball pops out, put it in here so it does not get dirty.
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The good thing about this vase is that it is flared at the top so if it somehow accidentally gets stuck upside down in your anal cavity, you can still get it out.
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put brains in here jar
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Hot dog display vessel - comes with free hot dog!
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Big froggy looking planter
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I am doing great! 👍
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Thumbtacks (not for eating)
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Is it worm in here or is it just me?
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when I die you can have this mug - - - but only if I die of natural causes
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sweet softball sized spherical face
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I think I saw an itsy-bitsy spider go up here
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Hot Gatorade
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Keep drinking until your pee is clear
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I am batman and also a horse
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Let's sleep until all of our problems disappear. 19" tall lamp
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WOW MOM // WOW MOM
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It's kind of a weird curse, but if you kiss a beast... (mug)
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Please do not pee in this vessel. It will overflow.
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Leftovers that are a little bit gross but have not gone rotten yet.
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Let's elefuck around and elefind out!
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Let's eat snacks.
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You may use my bathroom but please do not drink my shampoo.
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Put any food in here and I will cover it in ketchup.
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Cars are hard to draw. Let's just walk.
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I'm into vintage rings...
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Fill me with coffee — mug that leaks!
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Sometimes I wonder if all the little Abe Lincolns come to life when I am not looking.
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Old man red clay mug face mug
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stop stepping on my pillow...
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Protective container for one small hamburger
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I am pretty sure this place is haunted. 16" tall lamp
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Blue face, nice teeth
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Next time you use this mug try not to read this sentence.
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I have grown (big vase)
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Let's do nothing today (mug)
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Potpourri container
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Eat eat as fast as you can — you'll never escape me — I'm your dirty dishes, man.
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This place looks better in the dark (porcelain lamp, 12 inches tall)
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Probably not food safe, but pretty cheap! I'm not ready to...
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I prefer dime bags to diamonds.
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I am sorry that my home smells funny.
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I caught him and he caught me.
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I think I would be a lot happier if I had a pet/best friend who was a diplodocus.
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I think dolphins are cool and dolphins think I am cool. 8.something inches wide.
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let's go poo in the sand.
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big favorite one with a mug
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HANGING PLANTER! Plants are better than people are.
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mug man with a handle where an ear might otherwise be
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big handsome planter that could use some plant hair
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big bowl that's warping itself. I think it is stressed.
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Froot Loops stuffed with caviar — If this was real I would it it if this was real
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My big toe likes to wear this sometimes.
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I do not know how the things in my head got in my head.
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Ancient guy
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try it you'll like it
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Hey lets eat and then snooze on a warm rock for a long time.
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Guy who just barely fits in a bowl.
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Vase for storing fish or flowers
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I am stuck
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hand face bowl
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I wish I had a bigger dish
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I think my head will be right side up if I untwist but I don't know for sure.
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Toast eating man vase
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Not Bad!
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big old handburger -- one foot wide.
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big bowl full of lizards and lizards and lizards.
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I think I can I think I can
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