Big Shop Update — Wednesday April 2 at 9pm Eastern

When the cat necklace is not the first thing listed, the new stuff is live! You may need to refresh a few times. Once things are bought, they should turn gray and move to the bottom of the page (unless I messed up the settings).

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everything socks // socks to be you
$180.00
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Let's melt down all the silverware and eat with our hands
$200.00
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10 inch tall porcelain vase face guy. Fancy!
$510.00
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Oh wow! Hey look it is a better version of the batman logo that includes the little bat's eyes and teeth and stuff
$230.00
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I am planning to outlive this plant.
$150.00
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butt cleaning tools
$240.00
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Things
Things
$150.00
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Lamp! I am a little confused all the time.
$880.00
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Sexiest person alive ← me
$190.00
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mug with two arms and a mona lisa smile
$240.00
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bag of drugs and/or candy
$160.00
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Clock - Oh shit - we are getting old.
$240.00
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THe world is falling apart and I would also like a snack.
$120.00
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NO TIME
$110.00
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Can't talk right now — I'm busy reliving embarassing memories for the 10,000th time.
$145.00
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Where have all the snack treats gone?
$130.00
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This cup has an elephant on it.
$150.00
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I have decided to let this plant live for now.
I have decided to let this plant live for now.
$200.00
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I am very upset or very hungry.
$160.00
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blue mug for you mug
$230.00
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Twigs and small sticks that I found outside
Twigs and small sticks that I found outside
$110.00
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I have been right here under your food all along!
$130.00
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The mug with the good teeth.
$200.00
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Funny fun fun ball
$230.00
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Little blue vase guy
Little blue vase guy
$180.00
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all of the most interesting fingers on a cup
$70.00
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You could put small worms in here and I could eat the small worms.
$130.00
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Let's smash old light bulbs, harvest the tungsten, and store it in here!
$130.00
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Open mouth face guy. You could kiss him with your tongue!
$230.00
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You should spend more time thinking about dinosaurs.
$150.00
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old face mug face mug
$220.00
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Let's push things off the table and watch them break.
$260.00
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slightly perturbed mug.
$200.00
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Super large 11" wide bowl — we are wild and free and you cannot tame us.
$280.00
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Snack Time (see pictures - good carving on this one)
$230.00
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Unless I am eating a sandwich right now, I'd like to eat a sandwich right now.
$120.00
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I am going to eat a healthy breakfast and then scream all day.
$260.00
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7" wide salad bowl — I foraged all these mushrooms for our salad, but some of them are probably poisonous.
$250.00
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Put some little tiny dead flowers in here please.
Put some little tiny dead flowers in here please.
$170.00
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Accidentally bit my finger and now I have developed a taste for human flesh
$160.00
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Little yellowish planter man.
$200.00
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Avocado pits
Avocado pits
$70.00
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Yes, it's true, I boiled the macaroni and added the little packet of powdered cheese by hand...
$270.00
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big bowl - Hello. I would like a treat.
$230.00
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cup with thing on it.
$135.00
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Dinoh Yeah!
$150.00
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Bowl with stripes inside and a face on the outside and some ears.
$260.00
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Mug who is looking over there.
$190.00
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Elixir of eternal oldness (there's a face on the back)
$140.00
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Still single? You should make some extremely loud guttural noises to attract a mate.
$250.00
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I eat the disembodied souls of the dead. Also, lots and lots of pills.
$240.00
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Cookies for everyone!! but I have taken bites out of some of them. (9 inch wide dish)
$190.00
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Strange things are happening inside my body! (it says that on the back)
$160.00
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Blue one with the big eyes
$170.00
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If you are not going to eat these cigarette butts, I will.
If you are not going to eat these cigarette butts, I will.
$160.00
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Let's eat and eat and never sleep
$170.00
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My brain — it must be stopped!
$70.00
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big 11 inch wide bowl: You could put anything you want in this bowl but it is mostly for bananas
$250.00
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Band-Aids that I found in swimming pools. // They are still good.
$170.00
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Flower pot with various flowers on it!
$170.00
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big dish - Single (slightly warped)
$170.00
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The world is a mess. My mix is the best.
$170.00
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Nearly seven inch tall container full of worms.
$220.00
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iMug
$180.00
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A taste sensation!
$115.00
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Currently freaking out.
$120.00
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little blue friend
$160.00
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Tall skinny face vase that looks like my deceased father in law Gerard.
$230.00
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Guy with two arms and a big smile.
$240.00
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Two men on a cup. I think they are cousins.
$150.00
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Feed food to my feet please.
$130.00
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Porcelain one! - If my thumb had a face.
$140.00
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Treasures found in pockets of coats I haven't worn since last winter.
$160.00
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face in a bowl
$170.00
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Big sexy vase face whom I am going to marry. 10 inches tall. Real heavy.
$730.00
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Murder cat necklace (or cat collar charm)
from $24.00
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You are the hottest dog — necklace (or collar charm/key chain thing)
You are the hottest dog — necklace (or collar charm/key chain thing)
from $19.00
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CERAMZINE 2025! 36 pages of friendship and fun! Only $6!
CERAMZINE 2025! 36 pages of friendship and fun! Only $6!
from $6.00
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Let's go pee and go get pizza pin
from $14.00
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I had sexual intercourse with the kool aid man pin
from $14.00
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Paying for international or special shipping
Paying for international or special shipping
from $10.00
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