Big shop update Tuesday, Feb. 4 at 9pm Eastern.

When you see a ceramic thing instead of the zine as the first product, the new stuff is up. You might need to refresh the page a bunch of times.

  • Domestic Shipping: Free unless otherwise noted. I usually mail everything out two or three days after a big shop update. Between shop updates it sometimes takes me five or six days to box things up and mail them. If you are in a rush, let me know and I will be faster.

    International Shipping: Outside of the US, you need to pay for shipping but it is usually not very expensive. I’ll find out what the US Post Office charges and email you when it is shipped (and if it is real expensive to ship, I’ll email you before I ship it to make sure paying for shipping is still okay).

    New Yorkers: If you want to try to pick up things outside my apartment in brooklyn heights, let me know. Also, you gotta pay sales tax now. Sorry! It will be added at checkout.

    Shopping cart stuff: The e-commerce platform I use is usually good but sometimes annoying. Once in a while it lets other people buy things while you are trying to buy them. Sorry about that. I am trying to figure out a fix.

    A good big scam: I make almost all of the ceramic things out of pots that friends at the studio have thrown and no longer want. I’m no good at using the wheel.

    Imperfections: They are all a little messed up. If you get one in the mail and it is more messed up than you thought it would be, write me an email and we can figure it out.

    Food safety: Everything is safe to eat off of (unless I write a big note at the top of the page to say it isn’t). A few of the things are unglazed, but cooked at super high temperatures (cone 10). Those ones will be less smooth and require a little more scrubbing if you fill them with something sticky.

    Microwave and dishwasher safety: I hand wash everything to be safe and don’t microwave with them too often, but all the things are safe. Microwaving and dishwashing increase the chances of things cracking, but sometimes you need to live a little. You can get away with a little bit of microwaving and dishwashing.

    Art Stuff: If I get real famous when I am old, I might email you to ask if I can borrow something back for a show. Also, if you know how I can get real famous or into more art shows, let me know.

    Send me a picture! If you are up for it. I sometimes put them on instagram stories, but mostly I just like to see where everything ends up.

    Questions: Write to me at davezackin@gmail.com or via instagram.

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Please do not judge me or my cup.
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Let's harvest the pollen from these flowers and use it to get other flowers pregnant and make cute little baby flowers
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I put one very stinky sock in this container. The other one did not fit.
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Big bowl full of boys and bread and a small hotdog
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Sadly, I cannot fit inside this thing.
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Big planter with drainage - Thesis / Antithesis / Photosynthesis
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I ate most of the edamame beans but left the empty pods in the bowl if you want them.
$150.00
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Tall skinny face vase that looks like my deceased father in law Gerard.
$240.00
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Very big planter - This telepathic plant keeps telling me to skip work, stay home, and spend the day making CO2.
$300.00
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blue vase with arms and little teeth. He cute!
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Bowl with legs! And a face!
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Favorite mug that looks like a famous actor whose name I can't remember
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This plant and I have a psychic connection that you could never understand.
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This one-of-a-kind handmade ceramic chin-rest can also be used for displaying flowers. Make sure to remove your chin first.
$140.00
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CLOCK: according to this device it's the same time now as it was twelve hours ago. It makes no sense and I am going to be late anyway.
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Bad at smelling good but good at smelling bad.
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Thank you for sharing
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Extremely erotic and attractive orangeish mug
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Guy with two arms and a big smile.
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little planterface planter
$160.00
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Do I got food on my face?
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This place is a mess // home sweet home sweet home
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It's only a little bit poisonous. (skull on the back)
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Two men on a cup. I think they are cousins.
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I think I am going to explode
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Feed food to my feet please.
$130.00
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10 inch tall porcelain vase face guy. Fancy!
$510.00
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Neat! This pot is spinning in little circles around the center of the earth while spinning in bigger circles around the sun.
$220.00
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We are ready to be fed. (many cats)
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Face in a bowl with a little crack in its forehead
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Two guys with a total of two arms
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Hot tip for romance...
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Porcelain one! - If my thumb had a face.
$140.00
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I own a lot of toothbrushes because I use a different one for each tooth.
$170.00
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I have untangled and/or eaten most of the spaghetti for you
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Moving is such a hassle. I'm just going to stay in this place forever and haunt future occupants.
$200.00
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It is time to stop looking at my nose
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I love you when you feed me.
$270.00
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Lost and found
$90.00
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I'm really getting into this show.
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Blue vase guy.
$270.00
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I scream. You scream.
$170.00
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One time a snake started to eat me while I was eating a snake
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big raised platter — Sexy serpents seeking snacks
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Unfortunately, this vase is haunted by of the flowers who died within it.
$250.00
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I probably should wash this bowl more often!
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Wet toes bowl
$180.00
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glaze monster bowl
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Party potato is ready to party with you!
$150.00
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Hey, can you wiggle the bowl so it looks like I am swimming real fast.
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EAT FEET
$190.00
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Let's have a spooky goth bat mitzvah!
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Hello.
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Me and this dish are a little tipsy.
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Planter that has seen some things
$230.00
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The thing you are looking for is probably not in here
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Rare and valuable pencils.
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Guy with stuff dripping out of his head
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Time to write sexually suggestive limericks.
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If you pronounce them correctly, food and good should rhyme.
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Soap that smells good and tastes terrible.
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face in a bowl
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wise mug of wisdom
$230.00
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The snacks have been eaten. We need more snacks. (big bowl with three creatures on it)
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I heard you like bowls. This bowl has a bowl in it. Pretty exciting!
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Vase with a pear on it
$90.00
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you could put nuts and bolts or pineapple slices with fancy toothpicks in here.
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I am egg-cited to be eaten and eventually egg-screted.
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Big sexy vase face whom I am going to marry. 10 inches tall. Real heavy.
$730.00
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Multi-snakes planter
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Vase with drips on its forehead
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surprised vase
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Please do not step on the flowers.
$330.00
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Murder cat necklace (or cat collar charm)
from $24.00
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I made this one cheaper! You are the hottest dog — necklace/collar charm/key chain thing
from $19.00
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CERAMZINE 2025! 36 pages of friendship and fun! Only $6!
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Let's go pee and go get pizza pin
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I had sexual intercourse with the kool aid man pin
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Paying for international or special shipping
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