Toast eating man vase

Makes me want to eat some toast. In my mind, if the sculptures are holding food, they count as extra fine art.

Size: There should be some photos with a ruler. Sorry it is in inches. If you don’t live in the U.S., Myanmar, or Libya, multiply by 2.54.

Prices: I’m making some of them expensive this time, but not too crazy. Fine art!!

Shipping’s NOT free on this one.

— I’ll take it to the pack and ship place and charge you whatever they charge me. It is usually not bad. We can email about it after you buy it.

New Yorkers: If you want to try to do contactless pickup outside my apartment in brooklyn heights, let me know. Also, you gotta pay sales tax now. Sorry! It will be added at checkout.

International Shipping: Outside of the US, you need to pay but it is usually not very expensive. I’ll find out what the US Post Office charges and email you when it is shipped (and if it is real expensive to ship, I’ll email you before I ship it to make sure paying for shipping is still okay). You can paypal me the shipping cost at davezackin@gmail.com.

Other shipping info: I try to mail everything safely, but once in a while I am bad at packing things. If something breaks let me know and I’ll send you money or another thing. I’ll try to send things within a week. Sometimes it takes a little longer, but usually I am fast. If you are buying something for a birthday present or some other deadline related thing, let me know and you can cut in line. Birthdays are important.

Other info

Imperfections: They are all a little messed up. If you get one in the mail and it is more messed up than you thought it would be, write me an email and we can figure it out.

A good big scam: I make almost all of them out of pots that friends at the studio have thrown and no longer want. I’m no good at using the wheel.

Food safety: Everything is safe to eat off of (unless I write a big note at the top of the page to say it isn’t). A few of the things are unglazed, but cooked at super high temperatures (cone 10). Those ones will be less smooth and require a little more scrubbing if you fill them with something sticky.

Microwave and dishwasher safety: I hand wash everything to be safe and don’t microwave with them too often, but all the things are safe. Microwaving and dishwashing increase the chances of things cracking, but sometimes you need to live a little. You can get away with a little bit of microwaving and dishwashing.

Art Stuff: If I get real famous when I am old, I might email you to ask if I can borrow something back for a show. Also, if you know how I can get real famous or into more art shows, let me know.

Send me a picture!

If you are up for it. I sometimes put them on instagram stories, but mostly I just like to see where everything ends up.

Questions

Write to me at davezackin@gmail.com or via instagram.